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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}

{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the 0 say to the 8?","punchline":"Nice belt.","id":165}

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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}

{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

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