{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
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Henrique Hilário Meireles Alves Sampaio, known as Hilário, is a Portuguese football coach and former player who played as a goalkeeper. He is the goalkeeping coach of the England national team.
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