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The “Oath of a Freeman” was a loyalty pledge required of all new members of the Massachusetts Bay Colony in the 1630s. Printed as a broadside by Stephen Daye in 1639, it is the first document from a printing press known to have been produced in the present day United States. No copies are known to exist, but the text is known from a handwritten copy and two books, New-England’s Jonas Cast Up at London (1647) and Massachusetts’s General Lawes and Libertyes (1648).
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The Bluegrass Album is the nineteenth studio album and the first bluegrass album by American country music artist Alan Jackson. It was released on September 24, 2013 via Alan's Country Records and EMI Nashville. Jackson wrote eight songs for the album. It also includes covers of The Dillards' \"There Is a Time\", John Anderson's \"Wild and Blue\" and Bill Monroe's \"Blue Moon of Kentucky\". Also included is a re-recording of \"Let's Get Back to Me and You\" from his 1994 album Who I Am, marking the second time Jackson has included two versions of the same song on two different albums.
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