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KRNS-CD is a low-power, Class A television station in Reno, Nevada, United States, affiliated with the Spanish-language network UniMás. It is owned by Entravision Communications alongside Univision affiliate KREN-TV. The two stations share studios on Wells Avenue in Reno; KRNS-CD's transmitter is located on Slide Mountain between SR 431 and I-580/US 395/US 395 ALT in unincorporated Washoe County.
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